Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Got em
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Fruity party
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
The guest formerly known as…
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
Why would you go to a costume party if you are going to boycott the theme?
Eyalsh 32
boyocotting by taking part, because logic. ydi.
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Comments (73)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Maybe they were in on it and all thought that since you decided to ignore the party theme that they'd make it seem like you've got a bad sense of style
abNormal62 23
Q the music… Does anyone else hear let's play the time warp again?
Enslaved 38
Party pooper! I once went to an 80's theme party dressed as Adam Ant (stripes on my face and all). Sadly no one knew who I was. But still had the best time ever.
love_me_electric 20
I went to one just last week. I'm not into the whole bright colours thing, so I dressed up as Bret Michaels. A lot of people said they loved my costume but not one person knew who I was. They just thought I was a biker chick (I was wearing a bandana and faux leather vest). Oh well!
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
Just Stand and Deliver that outfit!
aylind 18
Why would you boycott the party for being 80s themed? You deserve it for being a negative nancy.
Jinxsie 27
It's okay. Just admit that you wanted to go.
LostInTheZone11 29
Why? The 80s put out a lot of amazing music.
ana_lee_bonde 17
What did you wear? Follow up would be awesome!
fantasyworld 39
Why were you trying to boycott a party?
Carnaxa 8
lol
born_hustla 26
It's time to go shopping!!!