Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nice disguise
Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML
Got em
Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
Fruity party
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
The guest formerly known as…
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Halloween freakout
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
Why would you go to a costume party if you are going to boycott the theme?
Eyalsh 32
boyocotting by taking part, because logic. ydi.
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Comments (73)
SweetasCandy0609 28
If you wanted to boycott the party and didn't want to participate then you should of just stayed home, why would you intentionally try to be a party pooper? ydi
Pandacupcakelove 26
YDI. If you don't like the theme, just don't go. No need to be a jerk about it.
superspooky 13
You sound super fun to hang out with. Attends costume party, then decides to be a dick and boycott the theme. If you don't like 80s themed parties then don't go. No need to spoil the fun for others.
jigglypuff34 16
Dude, you sound so hardcore! What's next, not making your bed in the morning?
hoosiergirl94 31
Why would you even go
150493x 29
You sound like you're a right barrel of laughs...
DiamondJoyride 9
Time for a wardrobe change.
failedgamer01 20
That's what you get for being a party pooper!
GroupWorkSucks 15
You sound really fun.
cutycat136 28
Haha maybe they were all just being nice and thought if that was the theme, you must've tried, and should get a compliment