Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
you could of been a creeper. how could she have known? thats why she sacraficed her mother instead.
iFizzgig 11
You should run...
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Comments (65)
SkardeyKat 3
Wow, these are sure some nice flowers you have out here, girlfriend's mom. My garden inspection is complete. Carry on!
JinxosGirl87 0
I would not open my window if there's a mysterious knock on it, especially at night. Try seranading her, at least that's less creepy.
mserrato 8
Run forrest run
fmlist99 0
So? did u and her mom hav a moment?
thebluewizard 14
It's not romantic if the girl lives with her parents (whatever age they may be). It's just suicidal. :D
meso222 8
The point is to show you would risk her father and his rifle. It doesn't help when she woke her mother up instead of just looking out the window through the glass that is probably there...
xRainbowsbitex 2
If shes to scared to look outside, so she gets her mother shes to young for you bro!!
MarioDragon 14
I have to say, the only time anybody opens the window at night when you hear a random knocking is when a script says it's OK, or you actually live in a completely 100% safe town where nothing ever happens and the outside world doesn't even know you exist.
twinboo3 4
lol. wtf bro. u culda jus txtd her or sumin.
Steve95401 49
OP deserves it for being a Creeper Stalker.
haw008 14
This would of been a cute idea 20 years ago when people didn't kill other people for fun all the time.