Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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Top comments
laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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s_reel16 16
Maybe he's just attracted to you
Chiara92_fml 32
That is so Freud-ly creepy!
nattynatters 14
On a somewhat related note; why is it acceptable to say "who's your daddy?" when "who's your mommy?" is creepy?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
As far as I'm concerned, who's your daddy isn't acceptable either.
sweetcatastroph3 9
yeah, really. if i guy asks me "who's your daddy?", i'll say my dad's name and get the **** out of there.
Enslaved 38
Just wait until you spank him, just like mom used to when he was a bad, bad little boy! :P
eMurpH 9
Oh that's just plain awkward.
rosenkrieger223 24
I think that was the idea, dude.
Caitlon 6
You're upset that you turned him on?
angelofmusic113 9
I think she was upset because she thinks it was his Mom who turned him on.
yousuck44 11
Shouldn't it be a good thing he's horny for you? So why is this an FmL anyway.
upallnight11 19
Looks like he's very fond of his mother.
ZingZilla 8
Your perfume didn't have extracts of onion did it?
eMurpH 9
I see what you did there....
ZingZilla 8
Seeing is believing my friend.
The_Thinker 18
A Freudian boner?
GracesDelirium 9
Excellent classification Sir.
buddy51 23
OP, I see some very interesting role playing possibilities here involving that perfume, blindfolding your BF, and some mom-acting on your part.... There's at least one more FML that I'll bet you could come up with if you play your mom-cards right!!