Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, my friends convinced me to go on a "short" hike. Little did I know, they're actually all avid hikers, whilst I'm more of an "indoor enthusiast." I've now been climbing a never-ending hill for hours, hallucinating about my cozy couch, and praying for a miracle to deliver pizza to the summit. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
feelslikeanoose 0
How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.
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Comments (126)
DeadxManxWalking 27
The truth has been spoken!
cierraashlee 5
I took shrooms before work as a cashier once. I got more tips, smiles, compliments, and nice conversations than ever before! They help me think in a more lovely and aware way. All the people doing the name calling here aren't accomplishing anything except maybe attempting to get their own anger out about their own unsatisfying lives. Good luck to you guys.
sammyluvspugs 4
You definately deserve it
43trauts 14
FYL for probably screwing up the presentation YDI for everything else
MustacheChildren 0
Shit-head YDI for doing drugs in the first place before you had class!
justaguyonfmlya 9
You are ******* stupid
PhishloverA 14
First sentence make this a YDI. Anyone who voted FYL probably does shrooms too, and can relate to your situation
JDCH_99 10
It depends on the potency of the 'shrooms. I've gone the "just a pinch" route and been sailing for 10-12 hours. Other times I've gobbled them up by the handful and been mildly buzzed. That's the problem with a self-regulated, underground industry with no real standard.
Thunderstruck14 30
Its his choice if he wants to do drugs. If you don't hurt anyone, then its perfectly fine. The only mistake here is doing a drug without knowing enough about it, which is pretty stupid (YDI) but that only means it was a stupid decision, it doesn't mean you have to personally attack the OP even though he didn't do anything that bad, he just did something stupid that he will probably learn from. Stop judging people. It makes the world a shittier place.
MixMastaKDizzle 12
You've got to set a whole day aside for tripping...usual my trips can last upwards of 12 hours.