Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Candijpg 17
I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better
MDoremis 38
You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.
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Comments (89)
wolf12king 12
Your in the US I thought hate for Russians was more of European gamer thing.
bigmeechay666 8
That's horrible I love Russian women that guys an idiot
thatsme293 28
Dodged a bullet from that ass hole op.
Fixme 5
I would definitely. Russian woman are strong and beautiful and have always attracted me. You'll find someone who appreciates you, I'm sure.
papabear88 6
He did you a favor, if he watches reality shows he is most likely a moron
etex33 0
I love Russian chicks!!
8djht8 19
RACIST! Technically.
toyhenoctus 16
His loss. I think Russians are really cool
Tears123 1
awww are you sure he/she is Russian
halpme 3
his loss. Russians are hot