Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Candijpg 17
I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better
MDoremis 38
You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.
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Comments (89)
Mathalamus 25
his loss, i suppose.
luvlu444 24
by the sounds of things, you could do better
drayloon 50
It's best not to be Russian into a relationship that isn't right. If he doesn't want to date you for such a Bolshevik reason, Soviet.
pedinhuh 23
You tried.
Allornone 35
and succeeded.
TheNewGuy03 29
Yeah, it wouldn't be prudent to try Lenin him a hand at all, because it would just be Stalin the real issue: the guy's a bigot.
WOTAN1488 24
Russian women are awesome. (Don't message me or anything ?). Lol
koganti 18
Russian women's have great gymnastic bodies and great height !... I like them.:)
jasem6d8 11
is that reallythe reason or he doesn't know howto say no
gumpxiong 1
I had 2 female Russian friends, so hard to get along with! Hope not everyone is like that!
Allornone 35
why, you didn't know? OP and and an entire nation of people are just like those two random chicks you used to know.
MichaelDeSanta 20
From Russia, without love.
Earths_Venus 25
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I pretend I'm Romanian, Croatian, Polish, German, or pretty much anything that's not Russian.
anna31899 16
I understand that perfectly
gracehi 33
I would love to date a Russian. Those accents are sexy as Hell. But I'm married and even though my husband can do a pretty good Russian accent, he won't do it for me. :'(
that_guy_porter 11
Date me :D
M3DO 24
Russian women are beautiful, his loss.