Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Top comments
Candijpg 17
I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better
MDoremis 38
You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.
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Comments (89)
TheNewGuy03 29
Russians are definitely ... unique. Awesome people, really. But certainly different.
IamComrade 16
Russian accents drive me wild! I would totally date a Russian.
nodai 13
On the other end of the closed minded spectrum: "All Russian women are amazing in bed!"
Distantsoul 8
In Soviet Russia you date you
anonymous198913 26
Sounds like it's good that things didn't work out. Why would you want to date someone like that? Hope you find the right person soon!
ebolson1019 12
Russians are sexy
davek 36
In Soviet Russia, douchebag dates YOU??
Lars93 18
I would go out with you OP. and sorry to hear he's such a dick.
cats54321 19
Dam well **** him for being prejudice
ManiacGoblin46 12
I freaking love Russians! He must be mental or something.