Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
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Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML
Today, at 4 a.m., I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML
Today, I had an oral English exam to present in front of three teachers. Halfway through, I completely lost my voice. They failed me because they thought I was trying to play a prank. FML
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Wow your Spanish teacher is an ass...
AnalAssassin1 14
If only it was that easy.
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_whyme_o 12
"Mark es flojo y antisocial"
amadeclton 27
Isn't 'lazy' in Spanish 'perezoso'?
ThePols 11
Do you know how common the name Mark is? Seriously, you're being a baby. The test is not targeting you. You're not a victim. These language tests take common names from that language to make it relatable. My God.
sweetnsourrr 11
Are you joking around.....because God I hope so. lol
mulli 5
mark es perezosa y incívico
marring 19
I can't believe that out of all the FMLs THIS one was chosen. It's not that big of a deal. Mark is a common name and it doesn't matter it's just a ******* exam and you're paranoid. Boo boo they used this common name on the test and it happens to me my name waaaahhhh. STFU
Yeldarbis 6
I think you may have translated it wrong. never had a Spanish test where we translated "antisocial"
sarahmaxine 19
Mark es perezoso y reservado.
Murkyy 15
As a Mark, I can confirm that we are all lazy and antisocial.
1Nsan3 11
Well that sucks I had a French teacher that hated me and on our exam he asked us to translate Andrew is horribly incompetent and rude
delude 26
Mark es perezoso y antisocial?
50_shades 6
Mark es perezoso y antisocial