Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
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Welshite 40
Did he check your browsing history?
martin8337 36
Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?
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Comments (96)
Ki11erC 18
Made me forget mine and I still don't remember yours. Certainly an odd way to remember it.
iamsophie 13
I'm sure IT guys see all sorts of things. I know it would have made me giggle if I had to fix your computer!
p1t1o 1
"Fix my internet" :| Good luck with your studies bro...
jpest17 5
I'd be more concerned about your personal pictures...
thesciencenerd 2
I remember the stages of Mitosis by saying PMAT. I always remember Interphase. However, I tend to find it easier to remember by repeating PMAT and then the names. It makes for quite the lovely song ;)
jlujan00_fml 9
I really like your way of remembering the phases of mitosis hahaha
jagged_glory 12
If he fixs computers, I'm pretty sure he's seen worse than that in peoples history.
Puraqua 6
I just remember the stages as I PMAT C it's not very clever or catchy but hey it works for me.
WinterBlue42 22
While that is a very creative way of remembering it. . It does kind of say something about your imagination.
CaroAurelia 12
I just want to know where you came up with that.