Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
Today, I opened up my laptop to replace a faulty chip inside, which took me half an hour. When I closed it all up again, I saw the replacement part in its packaging on my desk. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
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Welshite 40
Did he check your browsing history?
martin8337 36
Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?
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Comments (96)
yzzami 17
OP is into some freaky stuff
whyisitme12 19
When you go pick it up. Just pay and go to avoid a wired situation.
arsenicalhumor 30
I hate getting stuck in wires. It happens all the time when I go to pick up my computer. Damn technology stores..
sexualbbw 4
Just say school project?
Sweet_Meli 11
I would try different abbreviations next time like ;) or maybe put it in a song ? That always works for me :p
Sweet_Meli 11
Next time*
perdix 31
#14, you can stick the ""Iraqi penis man..." lyrics into just about any Nickelback song and it will sound just about right :D
Sweet_Meli 11
Whatever works :p
QuantumLife 12
Look at it like this: your computer gets fixed and he gets a good laugh.
loriannedaub 1
I Passed My Anatomy Test works too lol. Especially if you're in anatomy and physiology!
perdix 31
#17, yeah, but you forgot Cytokinasis, and flunk out of med school, while the pervert OP becomes my doctor and gives me prostate exams that take way too long!
RebekahRose72 6
I passed my anatomy test coolly then.
icryevrytime 7
I really wish I knew this when I took high school biology.
loriannedaub 1
It's cytokinesis. And I didn't forget it, but it's not one I had to add when I named the stages of mitosis.
sharksfan48 13
At least he'll never forget about you know
perdix 31
What a demonic mnemonic!
PandaSmile 24
Possibly the best memory technique I've seen haha! I'm sure he has seen worse stuff fixing other people's stuff OP! Don't sweat it
ninjuh_wingman 29
Well then. There's no way that's gonna lead to any awkward conversations or anything.