Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
And this is when you report him and say "you failed, at keeping a job"
dixiefoxx 22
You did the right thing.
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Comments (102)
devilkazama 9
How else do they make money?
CHFSports 12
The instructor / tester is obviously some sort of idiot.
Turbolag25 7
Don't blame yourself for avoiding an accident.
TayeKole 11
Wow, if anything he should be thankful that you didn't keep driving!
xheathaax 3
Same thing happened to me doing my drivers test. There was a green arrow to turn when I was going to turn I stopped right away a car blew the red light and would have hit me. The instructor didnt fail me but he took off points and scolded me and non sense.
Zomg_Okay 27
This is when you smile at the instructor and inform him that he's walking back to the test center.
skyeyez9 25
Your safety always trumps the "right of way....to driving in front of a speeding car."
WelcomeToAndale 13
Better luck next time OP - I finally got my license on my 6th driving test, and even then they said they should have failed me!
pikachulove14 14
sounds like something my dad would say.-_- good job being a safe driver tho :)
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Did you take it at the D/BMV? I know at my driving school they will let you take the test there, and it is the same course they take on all of the drive times.