Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
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Top comments
tehman117 21
And this is when you report him and say "you failed, at keeping a job"
dixiefoxx 22
You did the right thing.
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Comments (102)
gAt_d 26
Someone was fishing for some workers comp.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Is your driving instructer French or Italian by any chance?
LithFlavored 10
Instructors are assholes
waffle3z 6
Why is it that good drivers have retarded instructors but the retarded drivers always pass?
GraphicAustin 8
Good thing the person who has no clue how to drive safely is the one grading you right...god so stupid
xRezSynn 15
People these days.... Just why?
azisles02 17
The same thing happened to a buddy of mine in high school. He did nothing wrong the whole test, someone ran a stop sign, almost ran into him. Still flunked for "performing an un-safe maneuver" in avoiding the accident. To me being able to avoid the accident should be an automatic pass as you show expert control of the vehicle. At the very least, you should be offered an immediate re-test on the spot with a clean slate.
hordriss 14
So you got failed for taking action to prevent an accident. Your examiner must be a complete fucktard.
PaulieXP 16
There really should be a law preventing idiots from procreating, how did that guy become an instructor anyway??
JokersHQ 21
I believe that there is a way you can report the situation, that is of course as long as he wrote that down as the reason why he failed you. When my first driving instructor failed me for the first time he wrote "driving on wrong side of road" - I was on a one-lane one way street going the direction I was supposed to go, it was physically impossible for me to be driving on the wrong side of the road since there was only room for one car - so basically if he wrote down something stupid then I don't think my advice would help but I hope it does! And I hope you actually get your licence like you deserve! By the way, sorry about my little story - just added it to explain, not steal your spotlight