Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
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tehman117 21
And this is when you report him and say "you failed, at keeping a job"
dixiefoxx 22
You did the right thing.
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Comments (102)
silvanawernli 5
you did the right thing!!! what a dumbass that guy is!
Shloshua 8
If a car runs a red light they legally have the right of way and you'd get a ticket if you could've stopped and didn't. You were right to stop.
catmcross 7
you can contest that
sauble 5
You can sue for that
cupcakeb15 9
And THIS is why I'm scared of getting my learner's permit!
dammit_taylar 6
that's fuckd up because mine told me to follow road rules but I was in charge so if I saw anything thay would put us in danger that he didn't see, to make sure I avoid it /use caution.
grumblebum 16
I failed my first driving exam because I let a car pass me on the left hand side, here in Australia was instant failure when I learned. I had just turned right onto a 2 laned section and checked my mirrors noting there was a speeding car in the left hand lane, he would have hit me if I moved over. Instantly the examiner told me I had failed, because I hadn't moved over to let him pass me on the right in the 10 seconds after I turned the corner.
umerin 32
That was the instructor's fault. You did the right thing by avoiding an accident.
fantasyworld 39
So he'd rather you guys get hit?
LarissaT18 18
This is the only reason I'm nervous to take it.