Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
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desoto96 9
Nope he's not. Just like your rack.
insertnameherr 11
HE'S NOT REAL???
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Comments (145)
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Sound like something a friend of mine would do
pichu172b 7
You're a liar and you get upset when you're called out. That kid is more mature than you. Grow up.
kder0aeon 9
I don't understand why everyone is encouraging OP to lie on the Santa stuff or giving smack about the other kid being truthful. OP YDI for lying to your kid. It also teaches kids to be humble when they actually realize their parents are the ones getting them a gift and not a made up fat white man.
Jebitesevsi 11
So when your kid is being a howler monkey, it's just expressing itself but when it's another kid, it's a ****. Breeders really DO only care for their own spawn!
Always_Hungry 7
He must've been jealous that he never got to see Santa.
kairukun 8
Better to learn sooner than later.
CougeeSwagg 19
Dumb **** kids!
Maxcrss 7
Tackle the kid and then call it what it is(the tackling). The protection of your sisters sanity. Police won't do a thing 'bout it.
ed_1505 6
A kid - a KID - saying that is not nice but also normal. What is not is calling a child a ****