Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
darkestbarbie tells us more.
Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
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gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
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Comments (198)
msairhead 8
Two whole minutes? My god. Isn't your life so damn tough
amichele87 0
how do miss the stick... obviously you dont know what your doing!!
mfayem 15
OP, Stop thinking people care about your age. Most of us don't take the time to check out your profile. Your FML does not say your age. You could be 50 for all we care. If you're going to have a kid maybe you should grow up first.
darkestbarbie 11
I don't just think that people care about my age. But, look at the comments. What would you think if you were me? People are judgmental. And I ended up not missing the stick. I found out later it was a faulty stick. After I had already posted this
Flaggfox 1
Stop being too fat
darkestbarbie 11
Wow. Dick.
BobbieH 19
Really? Your that incapable that you couldn't pee on a stick nor realize you missed it? I hope you aren't pregnant, the world needs less incapable people not more!
beccaxannxx 0
How is this a FML?
riptor911 10
How can u wait two minutes then realize u missed? If it looks dry then u missed....
christiemariee 1
How can you possibly be pregnant and you don't even know how to take a pregnancy test? I'm pretty sure those tests that determine whether you're going to give birth to a human being include directions.
darkestbarbie 11
Faulty test.
JuuChan 3
USE CONDOMS! And check the expiration date on them because they lose their elasticity after a while in addition to the spermicide expiring. Practice safe sex, kids!
neffygamez 6
Dang