Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
darkestbarbie tells us more.
Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
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gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
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Comments (198)
onealmxwilson 18
I don't blame the stick for moving out of the way. I wouldn't want to get pissed on either.
williamcarter93 13
Well where did the pee go?
darkestbarbie 11
Erm..in the toilet...where it was supposed to go?
Angel1000168 16
I thought it was supposed to go on the stick O.o
Dracoboxer357 36
131- You thought All of her pee was supposed to go on the stick? I don't believe she was using a hallowed out 2 by 4. ;) I'm also assuming when she read the instructions of collecting her sample, she didn't forget she was going to be urinating, and thus still requiring the use of a toilet. :P So many assumptions today....
coried91 28
179- The image of pee flowing into a hollowed out two by four was pretty funny.
frozenfreeze 5
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...unless you're the stick I suppose.
sarah8309 5
She never said she was pregnant.
PoppaSoda 5
What'd you do it in the dark, blind folded from acrossed the room??
Jahzelie 1
dumbass!! Fyl!
demitramaree 2
So... Are you pregnant?
darkestbarbie 11
No
Dracoboxer357 36
153- Curious....were you trying to be?
darkestbarbie 11
Not really. It wouldn't be a bad thing or anything but I am not in the financial position that I would like to be in to bing a child into the world.
darkestbarbie 11
Yes and no. Yes because I feel if you make the decision to have sex, ultimately you should be prepared to have a child. No because I am not financially able to support a child at this time. More no than yes though.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Ah, I see. Thanks for taking the time to answer my question. But for what it's worth, coming from a complete internet stranger, you don't strike me as an idiot nor an irresponsible individual. I get the impression when or if you choose to have children one day, that you'll make a pretty good parent. Have a good one. Cheers.
HeartOfLead 24
Hah OP, don't you wish you had the peeing accuracy of a man? Or you know the not having a baby part, but that's not real what's important here (SARCASM).
aworm27 2
Peeing on a stick is not that hard to do.... YDI
GUNN1313 3
You think it was a long two minutes for you it was an eternity for him now your he has to go through that hell twice that sucks
blazeheartsmythe 0
Do you really think you can compare a dude waiting to hear about a pregnancy test with actual ******* pregnancy?! It was ten minutes in the sack for him and it always will be. Hell never be pregnant. No way in hell does he have it worse in any scenario.