Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
darkestbarbie tells us more.
Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
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Comments (198)
kinkyfemboislut 6
Awwwwww, honey... you poor thing.
tj4234 36
well at least/unfortunately (delete as appropriate) you never missed his stick...
jaimejohnson 2
pee in a cup next time then you don't have to worry about missing !
Shelta957 13
She might miss the cup though...
gonad_gobbler 1
Op it's people like you that make public bathroom floors sticky you uncoordinated dunce.
l0v3p4in 7
It's people like you that clutter the pages of FML with stupidity, you illiterate dunce. It was never disclosed whether OP missed the bowl or not - just the stick.
armystrong88 1
Pee in a cup and then dip it in
hateevryone 15
Buy another 1
pokefan813 16
Well that was an absolute misfire
melrose90210 10
It took you two minutes to realize?
Pookie86 0
I did that last night. I was pissed!
Tempest559 12
You're going to make a great parent.
coried91 28
You're an asshole.