Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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Who is to say that I am stupid? Just because I am young does not mean I am stupid. I am not a teen mom. I will take responsibility if I am pregnant. Not just pawn them off on someone else. It's people like you who piss me off.
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gojira666 7
Doesnt that just piss you off
lov31zlyk3dwind 4
How do you miss the stick?
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mrssuarez2011 12
I do not understand how you miss. Next time look down between your legs..atta girl.
kimmi41509 10
All the pregnancy tests I've seen and took say you're supposed to pee in a cup and then use one of those sucker things to put a few drops on the test? Not pee directly on it..
youngbuck10 9
Those are the cheaper pregnancy tests. You start peeing, put the stick in the direct stream for five seconds, and lay the test flat on the counter. They do come with directions.
kimmi41509 10
Ah. Well with the ones ive taken you have to lay it flat also and wait 3-5 minutes. They all work the same to me, so I'd rather not spend 30-40 dollars on one >.>
cami197934 3
Cup or stream actually doesn't make difference as long as the pee in the cup hasn't been sitting for a long time.
MissHayleyJames 7
$40 preggo test? Are you talking about the digital ones? Because most pee on a stick tests are not that expensive. You can by a 3 pack of First Response tests for like $15 and either pee on the stick or in a cup.
maxamus951852 3
Aw damn! Now you have to try to pee again! It'll never happen! You Only Pee Once = YOPO :P
FlashBurn 13
Did you not want to get pregnant? Then use protection, of course!
coried91 28
Where does it say that? She could have waited the longest two minutes in her life in anticipation of wanting to be pregnant. She wrote the FML because she missed the stick, even though she figured out it was faulty.
suprclssy 5
You weren't watching where the stick was when u were peeing? Lol this is hilarious.
cybermolly10 7
1. You can feel when your pee is successfully hitting the stick, there's enough force to push it down a little. 2. ALWAYS read the directions thoroughly. I'm pretty sure every test has a test line that lights up as soon as it comes in contact with your urine, specifically so you can make sure the test is working.
VasiMae 0
That happened to me too!
yourmurderscenex 13
next time pee in a paper cup and then dip the stick in. lets hope you can atleast make in a cup cause if you are pregnant you will be peeing in a lot of them!
coried91 28
If I may ask, why would you pee in a paper cup and not plastic? Paper+ water= soggy paper.
thats_my_job 11
Plastic + urine = throw the cup put so no one else drinks out of it! Ewww! Oh mom can you not use that cup? I meant to throw it out not wash it! Disgusting.
coried91 28
You do know there are these things called disposable plastic cups that you typically throw away. Retard.
thats_my_job 11
Oh so you think a plastic cup you throw out is better for the environment then paper. Explain to me who the retard is?
kguilmette 1
Read that again before you're an ass about it. It said a comment about of she was and wasn't.
coried91 28
Am I the only one who is really confused about this comment?
laurenmacias 0
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