Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
dswhite85 11
YDI, you're the biggest loser in the world. Nice job retard.
quivx 7
Bit of advice: going on a date with a GIRL, is not the same as hanging out with a PAL.
duhh10 0
your bit of advice isn't always true. your significant other is supposed to be your best friend. you should enjoy doing PAL-like things together simply because you are PALs. not EVERY date should be all romance. it's important to have fun in your relationship.
nice18 0
1. Don't take a girl to an arcade unless she's a gamer, or unless she asks. 2. If you have to take her to an arcade, let her beat you 50% of the time. Then have one final match to decide who is the best, let her win this. That way she won, but she knows your no pussy. ALL men know this.
mike1921 0
We don't know if she's a gamer so 1 is irrelevent. I wouldn't let anyone win more than 30% of the time unless they were better than me, this makes it so it's not frustrating but we still know I'm better. And no I won't rub it in their face. Also "if you have to"? If I had a girlfriend who would be happy having a date at the arcade I'd jump on that opportunity more often than the opportunity to get laid :P .... Well I would if that situation didn't already require having an awesome girlfriend XD
whoredior 0
You are an idiot. We get it, you're really good at games. However, what if the next girl you dated was amazing at Basketball, and she took you to a basketball court for a date? It probably wouldn't feel very good to be emasculated on your first date while she kicked your ass at basketball. =/
McFly187 0
Just because shes a cute girl, and you took her out on a date, doesn't mean you're getting laid afterwards. Sorry but YDI
that_guy321 2
WOW you're a dumbass.
ihatebikez 0
YDI x 10000000 lol I went to this restraunt with a girl(a cheap one we were both pretty broke) and their was a small arcade in the back and we played that racing game, witch i totally pwn at(1st plave on nearly every machine ive eber played on lol) and instead of just owning her i would just bumb her car and cut her off etc.... we had a great time that night /ends flashback But srly ydi sooo much
chirs3 0
FYL. Good on you, for not going easy on her.
alexzhou04 0
YDI for being an asshole.
Brooklynxman 0
YDI because you never win a game against a girl you are hoping to do ANYTHING with.