Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
madame_malfoy 4
get a girl with a sense of humility...i'm a girl and if i could i would also own the shit outta anyone i went to the arcade with...i barely show any mercy when playing with kids, she needs to calm down and learn how to lose gracefully...you might wanna tone down on the attitude...beat the shit outta a person in the game but don't go and start dancing, not becasue you won't get laid...jsut in general don't make people feel crummy...but still...FYL for having to deal with such a little girl that she cant stand to not have someone LET her win JUST becasue she's a girl
lobby0ne 0
FAIL!! Expecting to get laid thru video games?! FAIL!!!!
duhh10 0
I'm a chick and I love video games. if my boyfriend were to do something awesome in a video game (it happens quite often) we would make the time to "celebrate" ;)
Loanshark 0
Great job man
Lythiaren 8
YDI for stroking your ego to the point of acting like an ass. If you can't stand losing, why the hell would you bring her to an arcade? If she wins anything you'll be pissed that you lost to a girl. If you win everything and gloat (and you've it made rather obvious that you did), she's going to think you're an absolute douchenozzle. Somebody's going to get upset, dumbass. You were never going to get laid.
noshcherie 0
what a douche bag!
corporalusmc 0
ur just a douchebag.....****** is better than games ne day!
corporalusmc 0
also #39, I want to **** u.....cause u like games. and knohow to lose
Chubtubdaplaya 0
I think this story is just full of win!
unholyfury 0
games > girls jkloldonthurtme:(
Phinnn 0
What kind of guy brings a girl to an arcade for a date??? You should have taken her to the movies or something... >.>
boatkicker 5
Eh. A lot of girls would prefer an arcade over a movie. Personally I hate movie dates. But thats just me.
duhh10 0
depends on the movie but yea for the most part I would rather game it up...