Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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Top comments
luarasticks 13
technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.
gracehi 33
That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.
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Comments (77)
fedoraguy13 11
I'm sorry OP, both because your brother is being a jerk to you when you really deserve support and because he is't asking you to play "rock paper scissoring" which would have been so much funnier.
ILikeKoalas 24
That's incredibly disrespectful. It can be hard to come out as gay to someone, and he's just being an asshole about it. Well now you know that if he ever opens up to you about something personal, you can act the same way towards him!
Gillett 23
He was just screwing with her. It's her lil brother, he's suppose to be a dick. Until he meets her friends of course, then he'll do anything she wants just to hang out with the drunk girls at the sleep over!
zombiekilla85 3
well lesbians do like to scissor
ezrajab 22
That's sad tell him you were going to him for support and if he can't understand that you won't tell him anything anymore. Sorry op
fader48080 10
that's stupid ****** always wins.
Unicoarn 15
********.
sphrex 3
we should hook up love
imkool136 22
Go you for being yourself. Your brother should, instead of joking about it, but stand behind you on it because I can only assume how hard it was to tell him about it.
sphrex 3
lol
soccerbeast24680 8
vaginas