tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Happy new year
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Shawna
United States
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
nobffs
United States
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
thissucks
United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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kjcamaro3 5
Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too
chels1994 11
And not a minute later.
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aimferd 4
Could be something like force of habit...
aka_Specs 7
You cannot label yourself 'man' in your profile when you sound like a little bitch in your FML quote
THE_A_TEEN 28
What???
lindseykcool 6
I believe what 32 is trying to say is, "I'm a little bitch that wants to get thumbed down."
sharakay79 0
Uhm... Bummer. I guess there's always next year.
perdix 31
She wanted to see the ball drop and kiss you on the stroke. Of midnight, that is.
Enslaved 38
Everybody's going to the party have a real good time. Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine.
Babydoll4ever 7
SOAD
Enslaved 38
Hell yes! Happy New Year to you for knowing that! (:
AmongstTheFaces 5
Great song
titanfootball89 0
Well, did you go home at 12?
Llamacod 11
Your mom was probably thinking about the local curfew laws (if you are under 18, with my phone app it doesn't give age)
adrayy 4
Curfew laws for intermediate licenses are from 1-5 a.m. So no.
xeldawyn 14
135-- I distinctly remember my curfew law being at 12, or just long enough on Friday nights for all to get home from out of town games, when I first got my license. I have a feeling it varies state to state.
Yourheadache 19
Im pretty sure she was just kidding, either way i think is funny :) happy new year
bella3911 6
At least you could leave I got my midnight kiss by my sister...
Llamacod 11
Yeah, and op got her kids by mommy because she had to be home by midnight
Llamacod 11
Kiss, not kids. Stupid auto correct.
KiddNYC1O 22
Needs more detail. Is your mom celebrating the event herself with family members there? If so, you should be with your family when the clock hits 12AM. Maybe she wants you there for that, not because of a curfew. Endless possibilities!