tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Happy new year
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Shawna
United States
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
nobffs
United States
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
thissucks
United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too
chels1994 11
And not a minute later.
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Comments (147)
jadenation 3
Maybe you should have came home at 12:00 hawaii time like someone else said
Llama_Face89 34
That was completely pointless...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
63 - Your comment was completely pointless. Maybe you should have said that op should have came home at 12:00 Hawaii time like someone else said, like someone else said.
Llamacod 11
Maybe you should come home at 12: 00 hawaii time like someone else said, like someone else said, like someone else should've said. :)
DynamicDave 11
My brain hurts.
GODert 8
Ya just drop people it's pointless and stupid.
Llamassss 21
Just drop people?!?!?!
rexdog7 5
At least you got to go out at all
kroekdog 7
Mommy knows best
Liimitless 6
It's funny cause you liked your own comment haha
silentbutfunny 0
And you thumbed yours down
WaSiSimiLang 8
Yeah! Or your car will turn into a pumpkin! To your mom: party pooper! And now let us sing auld Lang syne!
hanhanjr 0
What? Do you even know what auld yang syne means?
notsorandomguy 18
That's when you say "sure mom!" with a smile, and get home at 08:00 and blame it on the trains belng too crowded ;)
ImSoEffedUp 10
Lmao.... Curfew...? How old r u....?
soccerguy2 11
obviously a teenager. why do you type like a 12 year old girl?
mishaparis 7
Because he's a bitch.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
24 - Your username really suits you, doesn't it?
AdamBasebal69 0
His user name should be I'mgettingeffedupthebutt instead of I'msoeffedup.
Llamacod 11
No, lets keep it similar. It should be : imsogettingeffedupthebutt
ImSoEffedUp 10
SoccerGuy or is that SoccerGay....?
tacobandit 0
Lol fyl and your mom doesn't seem to understand what a new year's party is...
TourettesGuy69 0
FUN
JulieMarie87 7
Seams fair, if you're 14..
flockz 20
i don't think you're qualified to judge anyone's stitch work. next time leave the seam judging for true professionals.
lindseykcool 6
when I read 24's profile, I read, "I'm a 24 year old girl from Donkey Kong."
lindseykcool 6
What does DK stand for? Donkey Kong is the only thing I could think of with that abbreviation. :)
flockz 20
maybe Denmark? i mean her location says she lives in Denmark.
Llamacod 11
Thanks lindsey, for showing your ignorance
JulieMarie87 7
It does stand for Denmark, but sometimes it can feel like Donkey kong land ;) #39: I didn't mean to offend, but it does seam strict unless OP is in his early teens. I'm sorry if I stepped on some toes, but I have the right to my opinion like any other user on here.
flockz 20
it.was.a.joke. you know what nevermind, i was completely serious.
lindseykcool 6
I'm using my phone. it doesn't show her location. thank you for not considering that I may not have an iPhone or am using a computer.
SobrietyKills 14
100 - so far all of your comments have been pointless jsyk
bobbycorwen 5
How did that go so far over your head, JulieMarie87?
Dcm210 19
so much for partying.