tooearly
United States
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Happy new year
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
cloudberry
Astoria, United States
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Shawna
United States
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
nobffs
United States
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
soliveyerlife
United States
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
areyoukiddingme
United States
Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML
thissucks
United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
BoomHeadshot
Australia
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Top comments
kjcamaro3 5
Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too
chels1994 11
And not a minute later.
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kristena103 14
Isn't that good that ur mother is letting u stay out for long? Unless u want it to be longer
notYourBitch97 0
Don't feel bad my mom did the same
Choonie 1
Midnight? The party starts then.
sifontesc 0
I am not sure whos fuckes up more . The op or the comments here . First of all new years should be spent with family first its a priority dumbfucks his mom is just wanting him to spend some time with him and then he can go do whateve the **** he wants its just rude not spending time with family priority is first guys cmon. Whosve does that is a cold ************
sifontesc 0
Ok, I'll admit it, I have no friends, my best friend is my right hand. We have many conversations about my shoes. My parents are brother and sister, I grew up in a cave, my birthday cake was a car tire.
ilovedinosawers 17
Ahaha. It seems as if youre screwed
Superllama12 11
Sweet! Now you don't have to come back until next year!!! ...wait a moment
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Hahah ironic
zebralover23 14
At least she didn't say 11:59 , but was she kidding, hahah
axel250 1
My mother told me the same thing, and when I said "that defeats the purpose of going out", she tried to guilt trip me about not spending time with the family. Sheesh.
booshay 0
I was told the same thing...