Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said, "Yeah, horizontally." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
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Top comments
Spencer_fml 0
Nothign's wrong with a full figured woman with big boobs ;D.
DragonPorn 15
What the **** is wrong with you? FML is not for hooking up
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Comments (48)
Lanni 0
BBW's are sexy, if you wanna, e-mail me [email protected]
DragonPorn 15
What the **** is wrong with you? FML is not for hooking up
silasnolastname 7
OK dragonporn
resawins 0
my mom said the SAME EXACT thing to me.
iluvscho 0
wow u should be excited about that!!!!!!!!!
Drown_Angel 0
Meany, she could have said it in other words if she really meant to say you need to lose weight.
cheese1756 0
I think we should all make fun of #29 (thisguy). Who seconds that motion?
somethingawesome 9
Jeez, your mom is rude.
awesomeperson 0
#37-i second this motion!
redbluegreen 41
Well, that is what happens... Nothing wrong with bigger boobs though.
21icefox 0
u deserve cause u should be happy w/ yourself but that probably not true cause I'm 190 somthing and I have small boobs.
Darxx 0
Why the FU*K do you do something like that anyway?