Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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Soninuva 41
Let him save his money then and take your break!
thatoneguy_yo 19
"Waste" the phonology used regarding this term refers to negative connotations associated with lack of appreciation and on a familiar basis, a cheap piece of shit
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Comments (134)
BonerFart 23
Tell him to go to Costco. I got a pack of 60 for $12
derperbear 8
Tell him too ******* bad. He can't put the responsibility of birth control on you all the time.
Lonelychick1249 16
Do you want children? Because that is how you get children
gingeraleison 18
Ask him to pay for your birth control if he is so adamant about not using condoms then. Then ask him how he feels about paying for condoms.
bearbear120 27
I don't think it's because of the money that op wants to take a break. She probably wants a break from the side effects that come with birth control.
asdfghjklmoo 15
I think she means OP's birth control option is probably more expensive than condoms anyways. So if the husband doesn't want to pay for condoms, he definitely won't want to pay for her contraceptive device. But who knows, maybe OP has insurance for that.
ohsnapword 21
Well, I guess you're going to have to give him ********. I'm sorry, I had to say it before a real asshole said it. Now that we got the douche-bag comment out of the way, if you wish to take a break from birth control, that is your decision to make and he needs to respect it. There are options for men to prevent pregnancy ranging from condoms to a vasectomy. If he finds none of those options appealing, he will have to make do with Vaseline and a box of tissues while you're on your break.
militarybrat 21
She doesnt HAVE to give him anything. Its her body.
joshklander 11
Well, just tell him that no condom equals no sex, and if he's going to be that way, he'll just have to **** rmsy palm. If you deprive a man of sex for long enough, he will probably change his attitude.
mynoch 7
Tell him to go look up how much for just a pack of diapers. And that doesn't even begin to cover everything else. I am sure he won't mind spending $2 then.
SaritaKinKin 17
Hey, if he's gonna have that attitude, obviously he doesn't need to do it. No sex means no money wasted on condoms ??
bornpatriot 11
Let me be the villain in reminding about 'the other orifices'
Kitsi 14
ugh.
rogwest 23
Just tell him to pull out and you'll swallow…
thenetflox 4
Oh god I hope you're joking