Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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Soninuva 41
Let him save his money then and take your break!
thatoneguy_yo 19
"Waste" the phonology used regarding this term refers to negative connotations associated with lack of appreciation and on a familiar basis, a cheap piece of shit
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Comments (134)
aspecialspecial 21
So just don't have sex for a few weeks? Not like you'll die without it.
imbedderdenu 23
well. he sounds like a class act.
Usuallyweird 5
In germany we pay 5 bucks for about 12 or more condoms.. at least where I buy them..*whispers something about high birthrate of dumb and poor people*
cannbend 11
You should just suggest a vasectomy- less to worry about, quick and easy, they walk out the same day ?
kaitb1103 23
Tell him he can solve that problem then by getting a vasectomy. That'll teach 'em; men hate the thought of anything going near their precious family jewels.
ch1n0n1 10
hahahahaha n I've been spending 60$ for 10 bare skin
tinkdatank 15
better start swallowing or spitting lol
withmeall 3
charge a ***** to his credit card and tell him he's paying for you to take a break either way so he can buy condoms or go without for however long you decide. Perhaps a year?
beechbone 4
What a turd!
MichaelStiles88 6
Wow, what an ass. At that point you should just shut him down for a few months.