Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to my husband that after having my eating disorder under control the last two years, I've relapsed the last three months. He responded by telling me to keep it up, because he wants to have the hottest wife out of all his friends. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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gntfmlingnow 12
If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways
mackenzie2323 5
So he wants you to look sickly and starved?
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Comments (123)
Stumblebum30 5
Ok, so apparently not only do you have a drunk for a husband but an immature drunk.
yellowstar808 6
That's when u should have said "and I want ur dick to be 9 inches for the week but we all know that will never happen" :)
G0t4acked 8
If he can't stay sober for a week then you need to get him some help. And tell him to stop acting like a dick.
bakerella 29
I don't think there's much helping jerks like this. When I see FMLs and stories like this it makes me appreciate my husband a lot more
fakkumairaifu 14
Clearly the only thing to do is leave him. That way he'll be able to take a crack at one of the many supermodels who are no doubt lining up for a chance with his drunken ass.
yunapolaris 2
Tell him you will file a divorce during the week next week. If you stay married with an alcoholic then Fyl indeed.
briissocoollike 8
Guys hate it when girls nag but he's an asshole.
paint_me_pretty 5
Touché
MegumiStarr 13
ooooh burn! get a make over I'm sure he'll choose to stay sober forever. :D
Demonyx 6
Actually doesn't mean anything about your appearance it was just an alcoholic lashing out and being defensive
HuGoo78_fml 16
+1 for your husband!