Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to my husband that after having my eating disorder under control the last two years, I've relapsed the last three months. He responded by telling me to keep it up, because he wants to have the hottest wife out of all his friends. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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gntfmlingnow 12
If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways
mackenzie2323 5
So he wants you to look sickly and starved?
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Comments (123)
deviable 9
Compromise?
RebekahBrooke 9
I like to do modeling (but I'm no supermodel, of course.) and I'm not anorexic. I'm naturally skinny, but people are always calling me anorexic, and it hurts just as much as being called fat. :/ I never work out, really, and I don't limit my food intake. I still eat junk, but I may not eat as much, mainly for skin clarity though, not weight. Not everyone needs to be insane to model, so its rude to say, "all supermodels are ugly and anorexic!" is no different from saying "all fat people are dirty and smelly!" It goes both ways. Us thin ones are people too.
shooterbuddy 8
You look great lol . X
Hot_Chick21 0
WIN!!
Idontbelievethis 1
Ignore these chumps. Have some pride in yourself, starting from the inside and demand the respect you deserve. I bet he isn't physically perfect either. I also bet he'll miss you when you dump his hateful ass for someone who appreciates you for what you are.
trskln 1
Sounds fair....
steelman112 1
LOL THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.
pancakechick 8
Congradulations. You married an alcoholic.
CatPerson123 0
Intervention time
hotpinkpepsi 6
That is HILARIOUS rotfl
tboudre 0
Fess up. I know this is my wife. Is this what I told you when you insisted on talking the other night?