Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed to my husband that after having my eating disorder under control the last two years, I've relapsed the last three months. He responded by telling me to keep it up, because he wants to have the hottest wife out of all his friends. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, my husband has been super happy for the last 11 weeks, as he's been able to tell me what to do, when to do it and how to do it. Now I'm allowed to start work again, he's gone back to being super shitty. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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Top comments
gntfmlingnow 12
If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways
mackenzie2323 5
So he wants you to look sickly and starved?
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Comments (123)
mzwhitaker85 0
give him the aultamadum, be sober or I will leave you
laurbear12 3
Give him a what?? Haha nice try
BritLass 15
Just leave him. If he can't even be sober for you, his wife, then just leave. He sounds like an A-hole!
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should've shot back that you want him to look like George Clooney during the week. Honestly, a very small percentage of the population look like supermodels and movie stars. Your husband needs help. If he refuses to go to AA, then maybe you need to reconsider your marriage.
nc21690 19
what a jerk
Raheemdplayer 7
I'd never be with a girl who drinks constantly like that, I only really drink on special occasions or awkward situations. Anyways he's got issues, if you love him maybe you can try and see why he drinks so much in the first place instead of just leaving, but if you've already tried that. Hit the road jack, and don't cha come back no more! FYL
ZielZone 4
ROFL... That's funny
k_billman123 0
Do it!!!!! XD
MrsPegg 45
Drunks: you can never win with em.
shooterbuddy 8
She might be ugly now and him drunk , but tomorrow he will be sober and she will still be ugly . Ha
G0t4acked 8
You're more of an asshole than OPs' husband.
chickenpie90 16
Oh dear