Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
If he is that immature he isn't ready for a relationship
JuliusSeizure 18
It's not my fault, everybody always blames me!
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Comments (60)
mandygrl1980 3
I told my ex.bf the same thing he said he didn't make mistakes
ostfaiz 18
Lack of ownership
pptm 13
Like my story
jlnotary 33
Get out while you csn. They don't outgrow that level of immature bs.
ober80 6
Time for a new boyfriend
Y0UI34574RD 15
I'm just impressed someone on here used the word retorted.
chidexy 21
Hahaha
masta1080 5
sounds like a winner.... and many women wonder why their relationship s are doomed from the start..hmm
Nordrag 26
Big gus made me do it!
BanAnnalee 12
sounds like a keeper.
demonfacee 14
If he's that big of a baby, then you shouldn't even be dating him in the first place. He's obviously not ready for a relationship.