Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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misanthrope_fml 0
Bite his dick off.
yay_fml 0
WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!
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Comments (105)
aeroshinobi 0
He didn't even say she wasn't pretty. He said she wasn't that pretty. I think you women are deluding yourselves, or think that guys should lie all the time and say whoever they're with looks like a goddess. To me, that's shallower than anything he said.
Dimaranien 1
go ahead, cheat!
AwesomeSauce 0
Cheat on him, take LOTS of pictures, then dump him. What an idiot.
mylifenotyours 0
idk but... maybe the guy was kidding....... I'm not sure of course. But I was in a relationship where I felt like every time my gf would say something totally offensive to me and then take it back it felt good. I was like "Oh I'm really glad I know she doesn't feel that way about me." So i did that to her... she didn't like it and it took me quite a while to realize that and finally stop. haha just thought it might be a possibility Babe.... i have no ill will and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlfTWVPLFq0 but you already are loved by so many :)
24788 7
He is playing with fire!
that_guy_you_are 0
You're an idiot for telling him that, vacations are a free pass, everyone knows that.
D4rk_Asas1n 0
Hahaha ouch. I give u permission to giv him a swift kick in the jewels
suckitforme 0
Wow what a loser an European is capitolized
lotcuspo 0
It's "capitalized".
My_sky_lit_dark2 0
Break Up With The Dumb Ass. U Know What You Should Let Me Kick His Ass Cause If My Bf Ever Said That Too Me I Would Kill Him. Mwhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. }:)
quizikall 0
bitch you'd kill a guy for insulting you. you'd probably say on an fml about a girl cheating that the guy deserves it
jessii_fml 1
LOOL!! I would kick his ass! and make him beg! :) i don't think you should break up though..