Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, it's a relevant question.
a39 0
he's clearly a dog lover and he wants u to get rid of the cat before having a relationship
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Comments (81)
JERZBornNRaised 7
his interest seems to be with another pussy :D
19tommy93 0
sooo when did you get a cat?
DocBastard 40
Telling a friend that you like him as more than a friend is the best way to lose this friend. You may as well have slapped him on the face, told him he was a *******, and taken a shit on his shoes.
zp5 4
... Was I not supposed to do that? Oh shit...
macskapingvin 0
I do that with my friends all the time. Banter!
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
aw I'm sorry.
ulicksam 0
Depend on how you said you like him. Like, did he just say something funny and you respsonded "you know, I like you"? You have to follow it up with something. "I like you" can mean so many things depending on the situation.
musicalibrary 4
I remember when I told my bestfriend that I liked him. His first response was a "oh, thanks for telling me. I didn't know." But a couple days later, he asked me out! We've been very loving for over a year now. So don't worry OP, maybe you'll have a similar situation. :)
Incubuss 0
And? My best friend told me she liked me, and I didn't reciprocate those feelings. I don't know what people expect. Did you want a parade?
Doortje 30
No, an answer.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sometimes avoidance is an answer. People aren't perfect and don't always know how to react in awkward situations. I was in a similar position and said, "Thank you but I don't feel the same." It still ruined the friendship.
RedPillSucks 33
Damn, that was you? I still feel hurt..... sniff....
Plumppotato 3
i go with the "huh what i didnt hear you. oooh look at that!" point, and RUN! works every time.
FlaGuy21 0
I've noticed girls I know hinting they like me, and if I don't like them, I totally avoid the subject. I would react the same way because I A: would not want what they were selling and B: would not want to be mean about it. So stop whining. You put a guy in an awkward situation and he reacted in the best way for both of you.
19tommy93 0
you notice girls liking you.. yea rightt ugly ****
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Says the little boy with a phone over his face. Brilliant.
FlaGuy21 0
Egads, a dumb kid with an internet access, he is all powerful with his little comments and obscured face. What'll I do? Oh, I know: enjoy the life I have while he pats his back because he actually insulted someone he wasn't looking at fave-to-face.
Plumppotato 3
you guys are so tough with your physically imposing letters that form words creating sentences that send shivers down my spine. i can tell you guys are badasses by the way you talk to people online.
Bright_Lights 14
Obviously your best friend likes your pussy. What's the problem with that?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes. I guess it's time to move on, OP! So sorry. I've been in that situation before. Remember that you're not the only one! *Attempt at a non-creepy hug*