Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, it's a relevant question.
a39 0
he's clearly a dog lover and he wants u to get rid of the cat before having a relationship
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Comments (81)
gigilvrs6 0
Maybe he was too shocked or shy and wanted to change the subject?
lover_of_life 8
What if she doesn't even have a cat?
tykiej 0
What a nice way of saying, "Im not interested."
Hockeyboy4280 18
You shouldn't feel bad I've been inthat position to, a girl who was a friend said that she liked me, and I didn't know how to break it to her that I isn't feel the same way. It's a very awkward situation...
Asario 0
he wants your pussy for sure!
fearfulsymmetry 1
So? What were you expecting? At least your friendship with your friend isn't ****** and he can carry on a normal conversation with you. Be grateful for what you have. It could have turned out a lot worse. Move on. Done. Not a FML.
macskapingvin 0
Yeah, that was quite a tactful way of steering the conversation from an awkward moment, and avoiding embarassing her with rejection.
travisty777 0
I totally would have jumped your bones right then and there lol that was a complete green light, either he is like they say "not to bright" or second he's not into you in that way..
taniaaaaa 0
sad face ! :(
bananabean16 2
That's not too bad, at least he didn't get uncomfortable. Sometimes good friendships are ruined by that sort of confession making things awkward if they don't feel the same way. I know I've lost a good friend that way.
greycellgreen 0
And that is why he is your best friend! Don't get overly sensitive...he or she is just rolling with it :)