Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I had a job interview where I was asked, "Who is your best friend?" I replied truthfully, "My cat", only to then be asked what my cat would describe as my best qualities, which didn't go far beyond, "Remembering to feed him". They weren't impressed. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, it's a relevant question.
a39 0
he's clearly a dog lover and he wants u to get rid of the cat before having a relationship
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Comments (81)
Lily1998 0
Thats a fail but i gotta admit its just a little funny. Still sorry though
thatgirl2322 0
he clearly has no interest
taazer 12
hahhahahaha i feel sorry but thats hilarious
jdawg2010 0
I laughed so hard at this. LOL.
e_and_b 4
His response could mean any number of things. Either it was a polite redirect, instead of his saying he is not interested. Or, more likely, he just did not know how to respond off the top of his head. You did kind of spring this on him. Either way, he seems like he might be a nice and polite person, He just needs time to internalize what you just expressed to him, come to terms with how he feels about your interest, and put his thoughts into a form that can be expressed.
rubberducky5609 3
It sounds like he is trying to avoid talking about that. He might just want to be friends. Ask him if he likes you back'
monokuma 0
Friendzoned :o
charliethom 0
Well he was pretty nice considering… he wants to be your friend still
usnwife 18
A few weeks after one of my best guy friends broke up with his girlfriend we got to talking and I accidentally let slip that I kinda liked him. We tried dating, it was just too weird, and we're still good friends 6 yrs later. We just both kind of laughed it off and didn't change how we acted around each other. Just because you said that, it doesn't have to ruin your friendship. Just continue your normal behavior, and unless the guy is an ass you should be fine!
Spillif 4
friend zoned badly