Today, I had to explain to my husband, who lost 250 pounds and has never been healthier, that no, he does not get a pass to sleep around to "make up" for all the sex he missed when he was young and fat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML
Today, after years of my husband letting himself go and our sex life dying a slow, painful death, he's finally gotten my hints and started exercising and eating right, and he looks amazing. But now he has no sex drive and says, "I'm getting older, there are more important things to me than busting nuts all day!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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D J's MOM 17
keep an eye on your man child. he might have his eye on someone already ergo the motivation for his weight loss. get your finances together so you come out on top. document everything. I would hope he did for himself and you, but it sure doesn't sound like it. good luck.
easybree 10
girl this is dangerous.. the fact that that’s even in his mind? he’s feeling himself a little TOO much. be careful, he might be cheating.
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gigamesh 8
why women do it all the time
core01 30
childish of you
D J's MOM 17
keep an eye on your man child. he might have his eye on someone already ergo the motivation for his weight loss. get your finances together so you come out on top. document everything. I would hope he did for himself and you, but it sure doesn't sound like it. good luck.
dreams2383 20
I see a divorce because of cheating in the near future.
easybree 10
girl this is dangerous.. the fact that that’s even in his mind? he’s feeling himself a little TOO much. be careful, he might be cheating.
pnaybeauty 4
all I read were red flags with this one… he’s gonna regret his actions but you’ll be the better person for being with him when the others weren’t & that’s STRONG KARMA AGAINST HIM!