Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
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SmeXikoE 3
Falcoooooon. ....... PAWNCH!
theaws0m3guy 4
You scare yourself while scaring someone?
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Comments (77)
OMGhiiiiii 4
Kaaabbbooomm
WhiteLighting 0
Karmas a bitch
rubberduckie94 13
Well I guess you really scared him judging by his reaction so I guess In a strange, painful way it's a win.
icey0796 6
Never intentionally scare a man who is larger than yourself.
technician799 0
expect
sydneyaval 9
...by accident and then apologized numerous times and then taking you for ice cream? (:
hrubi4x4 4
True story. My dad went out to feed the dog on the barn porch. I came out with left over fire crackers and hid behind our outdoor kitchen. I lit them and ducked. When they went off he ran thinking he was getting shot at. Lol hes a little paranoid now
jmoreno 4
That sucks now you know never stand in front of your dad
AgeOfTerror 10
I accidentally Chris Brown'd a girl once, for scaring me.
Michael_92 20
I would really like to know how one does that as a accident. Don't people observe a situation before that act anymore?
AgeOfTerror 10
It's a reflex for me.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Sounds like someone should 'accidentally' kick yr ass!
desireev 18
32- It's a 'reflex' for you to beat the shit out of a woman? Wow! Shame on you!!
RodderstheLegend 5
Violence only begets more violence....wrap a golf club round the back of his head.