t-dawg
United States
Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SSS
London, United Kingdom
Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML
whoneedsdumbcars
United States
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
pedestrian
United States
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
badhairday
United States
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Classic sting
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
ZINGER
United States
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
fullmoonfml
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
Anonymous
Bad friend
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Top comments
onigiriqueen 0
What kind of friend are you?! You can't possibly say you didn't think this would happen! What an idiot! **** your friend's life!
FaperPairy 0
Well, that was smart.
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limerising 0
It seems like every post starting with "I thought it would be funny to..." ends up being an example to all of how stupid some people can be
rising_sun 0
Uh. What? So you put a sign up saying it's free if you can start the ignition without a key? So please explain how they got in the car to start the car? I'm sure this was a great FML, otherwise... :|
Scorponok 0
You're a dick, and I hope your friend is no longer your friend.
jorygirly 0
What happened? I'm slightly confusedddd.
JustBeatIt 0
Jeez that was a completely dumb move.
tbweffect 0
Wanker
fretforyerlatte 0
well, the outcome was bad but honestly, ANY car is free once it's hotwired, right? ;) not your best moment..
sweetjosephine 0
That's funny. And all of you people saying "your stupid", etc: 1) It's you're. Learn to spell. 2) oh shut up. He couldn't possibly have known that someone would have the gall to take it. If someone had put a sign out that said "for sale, $1,000,000", and someone actually gave them the money, y'all would be saying "oh, I would have done that too." You're sheep. You see a bad outcome, and immediately think you never would have done that. You lack the intelligence to be be unbiased in a situation. I'm sure all of you have done something stupid in your lives. Wikipedia "historians fallacy", and learn how you all fail.
U2dabest 0
"you're sheep". WTF?! Now THATS just retarded.
jackalope069 0
1) you don't think someone would have the "gall" to take it?... it's balls.. learn to spell grammar nazi
yetanotherginger 19
No, it's gall. It refers to the gall bladder, an expression based on the old idea that the body and emotions are ruled by the four humours. Read a book
Rothaga 9
Thanks for not being mentally handicapped.
awkwardass 0
#29 Doesn't matter. He's still a douche.
ffpoisongirl 0
I agree with 30. And honestly I'm sick to death of people calling people they don't agree with "sheep." Either come up with an original insult, or shut up. While I wouldn't have expected that certain outcome, let's face it: people will do a lot of stupid shit. I wouldn't have done that because I live in a place where shit like that happens.