Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML
Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
'Two dumb two drive', I guess that is everything that needs to be said about this FML.
PSQ91 6
Oh yeah because that would be so much fun!?
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Comments (106)
ryno2004 1
is his user name the newest "fast furious" movie? 'the fast and the furious, too dumb two drive' haha
BloodyHeel 8
I must know what was in the boxes.
hasan_shami2013 0
*facepalm*
hohomeadows 1
so you hit a hobo in a cardboard box? lol
jokesta187 11
ikr
giggle5000 0
wow wth were in them
popo37 0
u should at least tell us what is in the box!
iSitt 0
even cardboard can scratch paint if you hit it hard enough.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
omg omg omg I LOVE driving into things with my car. It's so much fun!! ^-^ Dumbass... >.>
sarasweetie 0
your an idiot
lilmissy1290 0
ok so I have the perfect quote for this fml.. In the words of Red Foreman, "Dumbass"..