Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML
Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Today, I realised that my work office is the building that I have spent by far the most amount of time in throughout my life. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML
Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind
Tripartita 45
You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.
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Comments (20)
cnewton84 28
Imagine youre harry potter and it will all be okay
UserError94 18
Seems like you need to get out of that closet op
SecundusSecunda 27
It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind
Welshite 40
The OP out of luck if he's over eleven. Sorry, OP, but you're just a regular nonmagical bloke. It's okay to cry now.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Actually, if OP was born between 1970 and 1981 when Lord Voldemort destroyed records for muggle-borns, then there is a chance he never got his acceptance letter at 11.
nash1991 20
So when are you coming out of the closet?
Tripartita 45
You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.
FalloutScrolls 25
I guess it could be worse. You could be technically fired without being told, moved to the basement, given a couple cans of bug spray, and have your stapler stolen. Just don't burn down the building, ok?
False_Stupidity 42
Stapler stolen? Wow, that escalated quickly!
yojibby 11
I had a job in which I had an "office" in the closet, we called it the "cloffice"
HappyItalian 38
Reminds me of Ryan from The Office when Jim moved his desk into a closet and he basically stayed there for the rest of the show
Ging3rSnap 9
Did they take your stapler too?
ssnow_fml 20
Sounds like a cozy little space.