Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML
Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML
Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
'Two dumb two drive', I guess that is everything that needs to be said about this FML.
PSQ91 6
Oh yeah because that would be so much fun!?
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Comments (106)
Jujunut 4
Next time you see a human, run him/her over. I heard it's fun. Unless they're alive.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Judging by this fml op is gonna do it, if you tell them sth like this...
palltaru 0
HOW IS THAT FUN?
RebeccaP2010 0
Never go Mythbuster status until you've done all the correct trial & error!! lol
megashroom 6
That seriously doesn't make sense, or pertain to this FML. Go away.
Auzzie34 0
You killed a homeless man
doublewide420 0
Kids like to hide in boxes,leaves,all that shit. You'll wind up killing someone doing stupid stuff like that...
TakeMyLifePlease 7
My driver's ed teacher back in the day hammered this into us. Never, ever run over a box if you can avoid it. He'd had a former student run over a lone box in the middle of the road, just for giggles, and it had a two year old little girl playing in it. It killed her and the boy couldn't live with it and ended up killing himself over it. I took the lesson to heart; I still remember it over 15 years later.
Kaarleto 4
wow that is deep
Rainbow_dumpster 28
It's funny because you're a f*cking idiot. xD
chocolatedream 0
I'm sorry but why is everyone being so harsh?? I mean driving into the boxes might be a little fun. Maybe the op wanted to knock them down like a little crash or something like that, but unfortunately he didn't check if there were stuff inside
ImaginaryFoe 1
Because it's a stupid thing to do. Do people normally come around your way stacking boxes so you'll have something fun to do? ... Didn't think so. If someone goes to the effort of stacking boxes in the street, there is probably a reason. Knocking them down would be rude. Assuming they were empty is idiotic. Most people don't stack empty boxes. OP, I'm glad you know you're too dumb to drive. Just turn in your DL and give walking a go.
Zebidee 9
Because real life isn't like a video game.
elizabeth705 0
you know, it WOULD be fun, if you they were smart enough to at least make sure they were empty. an even if they were, what happens when whoever stacked them comes outside and finds the huge mess?
xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0
I agree with 22 :)
Angelece 0
what was in them?!?!?! You could have killed little kittens or puppies, who cares about your car think about the poor animals that could be in those boxes. maybe you should check the boxes first don't you think?!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
It was a hobo :o OP would tell us him/herself, but he/she is in prison now >:P
MrGordon 9
Wait, so what was in the boxes?
moneybagz131 6
Let me take the time I compliment on your profile picture. It PWNS
EmilyTheLost 0
dumbass much? oh yeah lets just drive into those boxes itll be fun. oh shit they aint empty. if they were emoty they would have most likely been folded or taken a part and thrown in the recycle. think next time? YDI
driver53 0
y are u so down