Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.
mentallizzard 19
you sir have a bad sense of humor
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Comments (56)
SarahSB 4
Potty time is private time! You're not unlucky, you're a douche!
keeks46 12
That was really stupid. I wouldn't be surprised if you lost your job.
VampOfSavannah 31
I hope you got fired. Why the hell would you do something like that? Would you like it if someone did that to you? I highly doubt it.
captainsmegma 12
He may have been constipated. Maybe you scared the shit out of him and will get promoted.
Lylliaah 15
leave the grand theft auto play at home moron, lmao
fantasyworld 39
Why did you think that would be funny?
shelglo 5
first off op being that you're a woman what's wrong with you?! Hope you get fired.
limabeans101029 21
Pretty sure that it's ******* weird for either gender to kick open bathroom doors
Tarlachia 33
"Today, being the boss I am, I thought it would be fun to randomly fire someone. Today's lucky winner is the asshole who kicked in the bathroom door while I was in there. I shat myself."
mrmcleod 29
"Today while taking a dump I forgot to lock the bathroom door on a unisex bathroom, one of my female employees came bathing in on me. I don't know who's more embarrassed, her or me. FML"
mosquito19 14
you know what's even more fun? unemployed.