Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Farrah Faucet
Today, I set about fixing the leaky, loose water tap in my kitchen. After hours of struggling with tools and rubber washers, I'd apparently finally managed to stop the leak. Proud of my handiwork, I turned on the main water to test it. The tap handle shot off, spraying water everywhere. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Tree96 0
Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.
sniper5502 2
for all you ra-tards out there he slipped in the shower and hit the fossits which Hurt
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Comments (83)
nuklear7 0
people on FMyLife have never heard of sarcasm, have they? i don't really think you deserved it, dude (or chicky, whatever) sorry you slipped in the shower, feel better soon :)
FML_334 0
My god it really isn't that complicated. Let's all go into a race war because we don't understand an FML - that'll solve things. The person slipped in the shower, hit their head on the tap and it held. Simple as that. P.S. Australia > USA
iPatch 0
Well at least we know how to get into the shower without smashing our heads on something o:
grayscale_red 0
4, You're a dumbass.
kfnighthawk 0
Australia? The best thing you have is ******* fosters beer. STFU.
RickyX 0
Australia: so boring, you headbang objects in your spare time.
Sniper3000 0
u really used ur head
doodle666 0
I recommend hands
1LL337 0
YDI
jneverearley 0
nice: ergo:)
TrADeMArK05 0
he hit his head on his taps? people c'mon.