gahdamnit
Australia
Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Farrah Faucet
Today, I set about fixing the leaky, loose water tap in my kitchen. After hours of struggling with tools and rubber washers, I'd apparently finally managed to stop the leak. Proud of my handiwork, I turned on the main water to test it. The tap handle shot off, spraying water everywhere. FML
dripping sink
United States
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
Anonymous
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
bobuhbeartoe
United States
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Ndanick1193
United States
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Top comments
Tree96 0
Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.
sniper5502 2
for all you ra-tards out there he slipped in the shower and hit the fossits which Hurt
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imbatman_fml 0
what the blimey are ya talking about you damn descendent of a convict? p.s. crikey!!
J3tearz 0
this is ridonkulous
Dr_Uglord 0
lol s/he slipped and his/her head banged against the tap. it didn't come loose...ergo strong enough
theciscokid 0
ok tards, he/she put in new faucets and slipped and fell in the shower, hitting his/her head on it. it hurt really bad and he/she said they were really strong.
TXGIRL84 0
#22 your pic looks like the Blair witch project
Jennifra 0
^Yes 26 I believe is correct!
Dr_Uglord 0
wth! where'd my comment go? I already said that! damn you comment eating cyber worm!!!
Dr_Uglord 0
and now it's back. *oh the shame* I think I'll go lie down :(
speeddevil 0
zomg your life is so screwed now. what are you going to do? how will you ever get over this. fyl
Dr_Uglord 0
lol the site isn't called fmylifeforever. if that were the case we'd only get stories from crippled people and people with dead parents. chill out
waimcyked10 4
Haha no itsn't #30