gahdamnit
Australia
Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Farrah Faucet
Today, I set about fixing the leaky, loose water tap in my kitchen. After hours of struggling with tools and rubber washers, I'd apparently finally managed to stop the leak. Proud of my handiwork, I turned on the main water to test it. The tap handle shot off, spraying water everywhere. FML
dripping sink
United States
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
Anonymous
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
bobuhbeartoe
United States
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Ndanick1193
United States
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Top comments
Tree96 0
Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.
sniper5502 2
for all you ra-tards out there he slipped in the shower and hit the fossits which Hurt
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Comments (83)
Dopeyrox 0
I don't get it either
RosaOnThis 0
What's the fml? It was painful? :S
ChivalrousZombie 0
Yep, that hurts! Soap and slick floors are a bad mix.
brainonska08 0
ydi because I also have no idea what you are talking about.
Plusbits 0
Well that's retarded American logic for you. Why not grab a dictionary and look up a few words now and again? You might just prove the rest of the world wrong for once. Basically, OP fell in the shower, smacked his/her head off the faucet (or taps as the rest of the world calls them) and obviously they didn't move. Not hard, morons.
NoodleBurger 0
love your answer!
Tree96 0
Bitter much? Some people don't know way taps are. Calm the f*ck down.
rohosoccer08 1
15 are those contacts?
mrguy266 0
I think we need to smile and nod...
wreckem881 0
you stuck your head under the FAUCET, the water pressure was high and it kinda hurt. this is what we re dealin with
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Your pic cracks me up every time. Possibly because you look a bit wasted, and phone case kinda looks like a styrafoam cup. So at first glance you seem to be toasting the photographer. It makes me imagine all if your posts being said in a drunken slurred voice.
marylovesyou8D 7
lol 41 I see it! haha that made me lol.
fuckyourlife98 0
No
Dr_Uglord 0
a drunken slurred Sylvester Stallone's voice. lmao I can see it. he kinda looks like Sly too
BlueTwist89 0
Don't get it :(. Can someone explain?
funshit123 0
i thought he tested the flow of water with his penis head.
mkitwipotter 0
lmao OP!
Notjustanother1 0
strong enough for what? you could be talking about numerous things