Miss 38 years-old In a relationship
Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML
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