Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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bluelabeled 0
oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
cheesesoda 0
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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Comments (211)
angorashi 0
Lmao. Remedies for a small penis? Get a new doc, you get enough of those in your email already!
allmidnighteyes 11
"smallcox vaccine" Boom, roasted.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Win and a half Worth 7.34 lols
lifeisabitch9 0
xD FYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO POSTING THIS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!! Im so sorry bout ur tiny talliwagger, that sucks. Try natural male enhancement? Anyway, every moment you spend with ur parents is gonna be awkward for the rest of ur life. Im so sorry bro.
oogyboogy 6
ha ha tillywagger the best thing ive heard all day
kenyrabit 25
Why? I bet they used to playfully mock his tiny wang when they'd to change his diapers.
abrod01 0
allmidnighteyes: you just made my day. couldnt decide between a dumb or fat joke: boom roasted.
DrewBoy 0
Obvious fake is obvious. Any real doctor would tell you right away that that there is nothing you can do to extend your penis. it's physicaly impossible, let alone several ways to remedy it. jeez..seems like the only people that fall for these stupid ones are the 14 year old Born Again Christians who call any girl who engages in physical action a ****.
ianzorzes 0
no it is not physically impossible you can get surgery to pull out the 3 inches of penis that is inside your skin, its possible. OP try like enzyte? or viagra wait thats ed : FYL indeed
jellyfish_ftw 0
DrewBoy, you are a fucktard. kindly shut your facehole.
sobe23 0
haha. love you #18. I agree, this isn't real. If he is 18 or older he has patient confidentially. Plus, there's no way the doctor would know how to cure that. OP are you sure he is a real doctor? Or, is it one you made up?
vampire1618 5
Actually, I have an adult doctor but I'm still subject to my parents knowing everything since I'm not yet legally an adult. I've had one for years because of two bad incidents with pediatricians that involved them not letting me get tested for lymes disease, and having to go 6 days without a cast on a spiral fracture of my femur.
alex_vik 1
Well your new doctor is an idiot. There's no way to make it bigger except surgery, and that's only a couple inches and not recommended.
DrewBoy 0
yup, they basically extend it by cutting the ligament that attaches it to your pelvic region. Say good-bye to an upright hard on, say hello to a permanent "6 o'clock" salute.
Chaith 16
Six o'clock salute.. LMAO.
irishkid25 0
wow. that was ballsy of him
cheesesoda 0
I would have thought it was awfully cocky of him to think it was appropriate to be so bold with the kid's parents.
null_fml 11
Yeah, he's a bit of a dick.
YDIBITCHES 0
Epic win
oogyboogy 6
YAAAYYYY POOP!!!!!!
IHaveVertigo 0
Totally breaks doctor/patient confedentiality-- don't go back to that doctor!
palmtrees 1
Only if the OP is over 18, which we don't know that he is. Otherwise, the doctor is well within his legal rights to choose to discuss any of the OP's medical information with the parents.
Makaloraii 0
Fake. Doctors don't approve of 'enhancement' of any part of the body. It's also breaking doctor / patient confidentiality... And by LAW, they can't do that. So YDI for telling us you have a small penis and expecting sympathy.
RJB 0
Because you dont fantasize about this everday.. ;-)
GJMO 0
u must of been haRD? there is no way to tell how big a soft wong will get when it becomes a hard dong
bds0688 0
#46 speaks truth, as does anyone else realizing this is bullshit.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
The doctor asked him questions, one of them was obviously dick size. The OP told him, not showed him, told him
Bcfrmkc816 17
Agree mine looks small untill i get hard then its ten inches long and 2-1/2 around I know cause my girlfriend measured it but sometimes it bigger and of course a little smaller but it all about knowing how to satisfy her and there are more then one way