Today, my husband destroyed our brand new TV in a fit of rage, all because the Dallas Cowboys lost. I've only made 1 out of 18 payments on it so far. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, I fulfilled a lifelong dream by attending a Dallas Cowboys football game. Our sitter fell through at the last minute so I took my five-year-old son instead of my wife. We had to leave after the first quarter because he threw up everywhere. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, my plan to punish my husband by leaving him for a week completely failed. When I got home from the hotel, he had his buddies over happily watching football, but his face fell when I walked in, like I’d ruined his day by coming home. I don’t think my marriage can be saved at this point. FML
Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
Today, my wife broke the TV during an argument with her mother, but it’s my fault because I "put the TV in such a stupid place" so I should pay for a new one. Anyone know any good divorce lawyers? Stick the number in the comments, I’m so done with her bullshit and her crazy family of assholes. FML
Today, I watched the Dallas Cowboys game, only for it to last for four hours and end in a 40-40 tie. FML
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Top comments
MovieFreak1978 11
he needs anger management and who gets crazy over a game. he needs to pick up more work to pay for the TV
AlanShore 12
I know who should be making the next 17 payments for a TV you can't use anymore. I'd also make him keep it in a prominent place until it is paid off to show him what a dumbass he is.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, you're not going to need a TV anytime soon. If the Cowboys couldn't get past a lowly wildcard team in the first round of the playoffs this year, they are only going to disappoint for many years to come. Cowboys suck!
MovieFreak1978 11
he needs anger management and who gets crazy over a game. he needs to pick up more work to pay for the TV
AlanShore 12
I know who should be making the next 17 payments for a TV you can't use anymore. I'd also make him keep it in a prominent place until it is paid off to show him what a dumbass he is.
historygrad74 19
You don't need a TV if you can't buy it outright. Tell your husband to watch future football games on his phone.
Hangryko 32
Well, he gets to make those payments now on top of buying a new TV.
kitten79TX 5
How can you not see this huge red flag that your husband is dangerous?
Buccaneers1864 3
I mean, its the Dallas Cowboys. He should be used to them losing a big game by now
Buccaneers1864 3
I mean, its the Dallas Cowboys. He should be used to them losing a big game by now
jobekka 20
he shouldn't be watching anymore games if that's how he reacts.
diraven 15
Read a book