Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
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TiffanyBlews27 0
I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".
mama2b3 20
omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(
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Howulikeit 0
your life is over
LilAfo 4
i thought cats had nine lives? FAFP -.-
Jennifra 0
Ooh your a fiesty one!!
stitch_book 4
Today, I read your FML post, and I can now hear nothing but the sound of cat skulls being crushed. FML.
Jennifra 0
lol
BizzyYall 0
haha ftfw
bradmason 0
YDI for swerving, read the highway code!
ToNstAAr 8
At least it was already dead and didn't feel anything? :/
iLuvsIt 10
it must have been a huge still moving dead cat for you not to miss it in a big old car. the safety of you and your passengers is far more important than that of a deceased animal. I'll cry a river for you when you hit a live one.
johnnydeath 0
my best friend witnessed a chipmunk get run over the other day, half it's body was crushed so he stomped on it's head. he's really into animal rights and is vegan. was harsh, but the right thing to do. end my partially related story.
aqua10 0
not a nice experience, but at least it was already dead.
HeatherXCore 0
:C